Sad But True
A fellow in Paris saw a pit bull attacking a girl.
He killed the pit bull and saved the girl's life.
Reporters swarmed the fellow.
"Tell us! What's your name? All of Paris will love you! Tomorrow's headline will be: Hero Saves Girl From Vicious Dog!!"
The guy says, "But I'm not from Paris."
Reporters: "That's OK. Then the whole of France will love you, and tomorrow's headline will read: Hero Saves Girl from Vicious Dog!!"
The guy says, "But I'm not from France, either.
Reporters: "That's OK also. Then all of Europe will love you. Tomorrow's headlines will shout: Hero Saves Girl from Vicious Dog!'"
The guy says, "But I'm not from Europe, either".
Reporters: "So, then where ARE you from?
The guy says, "I'm from Israel".
Reporters: "OK. No problem! Then tomorrow's headlines will proclaim to the world: 'Israeli Kills Girl's Dog!'"

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